Monday, November 23, 2009

Musical Episode! or: On The First Day of Blogmas, Figure Five Gave to Meeee....

...A blogger who's short and angryyyyy!


On the Second Day of Blogmas, 
Figure Five gave to me--
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


On the Third Day of Blogmas, 
Figure Five gave to me--
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyyy!


On the Fourth Day of Blogmas, 
Figure Five gave to me--
Four Ducks of War,
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


On the Fifth Day of Blogmas, 
Figure Five gave to me--
The Silent Top Five Thiiiiiiiings!
Four Ducks of War,
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


On the Sixth Day of Blogmas, 
Figure Five gave to me--
Six rants on social justice,
And the Silent Top Five Thiiiiiiiings!
Four Ducks of War,
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


On the Seventh Day of Blogmas,
Figure Five gave to me--
Seven crazy projects
Six rants on social justice,
And the Silent Top Five Thiiiiiiiings!
Four Ducks of War,
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


On the Eighth Day of Blogmas,
Figure Five gave to me--
Eight steps to adulthood
Seven crazy projects
Six rants on social justice,
And the Silent Top Five Thiiiiiiiings!
Four Ducks of War,
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


On the Ninth Day of Blogmas, 
Figure Five gave to me--
Nine girls named Barbara
Eight steps to adulthood
Seven crazy projects
Six rants on social justice,
And the Silent Top Five Thiiiiiiiings!
Four Ducks of War,
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


On the Tenth Day of Blogmas, 
Figure Five gave to me--
Ten mentions of Scott Adams*
Nine girls named Barbara
Eight steps to adulthood
Seven crazy projects
Six rants on social justice,
And the Silent Top Five Thiiiiiiiings!
Four Ducks of War,
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


On the Eleventh Day of Blogmas, 
Figure Five gave to me--
Eleven folks who comment**
Ten mentions of Scott Adams*
Nine girls named Barbara
Eight steps to adulthood
Seven crazy projects
Six rants on social justice,
And the Silent Top Five Thiiiiiiiings!
Four Ducks of War,
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


On the Twelfth Day of Blogmas, 
Figure Five gave to meeeeee--
Twelve more months of madness
Eleven folks who comment
Ten mentions of Scott Adams*
Nine girls named Barbara
Eight steps to adulthood
Seven crazy projects
Six rants on social justice,
And the Silent Top Five Thiiiiiiiings!
Four Ducks of War,
Three weeks of posts,
Two weekly features
And a blogger who's short and angryyyyyy!


*Including this one.
** At latest count.

Posted by Silent Five @ 8:55 PM

Word of the Week

gymnosophy [jim-NAH-so-fee]

n. Philosophical, amusing, or nonsensical insights realized when naked, as in the shower or in bed. (recent coinage: att. S. Galasso, 2010)

Victoria and Albert enjoyed a spot of postprandial concupiscence culminating in a night of gymnosophy and coffee and crumpets at dawn.

The Silent Top Five: Bacon-Flavored Desserts

1) Bacon cheesecake.
2) Bacon gumballs.
3) Bacon ice cream.
4) Bacon-orange bars.
5) Bacon apple pie.

Standard Disclaimer

This is all in no way meant to incur copyright-infringement-related wrath. I'm harmless. I promise. Oh, and if you're offended by anything I may post herein, I guarantee I didn't mean to do so (unless, of course, you are a humorless prig. In which case, go right on and be offended, with my blessings.)