Friday, December 11, 2009
Breakfast Only Comes In EPIC
A brief glimpse of typical life chez Galasso-Seleen:
Andy suggested that we begin annotating our grocery lists to make them more amusing. Next time we go shopping, we are to acquire:
- Bisquick, the gift of the gods of Pancake and Biscuit
- Erdnussbutter, the spread of life
- COFFEE, upon which caffeinated river all commerce in the universe must depend
- Grape Jelly, the preserves of happiness
- Cold Cereal, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM OF A THOUSAND WORLDS
- Parmesan Cheese (
w/cellulose), the once and future condiment.
This is pretty much standard for our day-to-day interaction. You
wish you could be as nerdy as we are.
I know
Scott Adams does, anyhow. He probably cries himself to sleep at night in envy of our disgusting geek love.
Word of the Week
gymnosophy [jim-NAH-so-fee]
n. Philosophical, amusing, or nonsensical insights realized when naked, as in the shower or in bed. (recent coinage: att. S. Galasso, 2010)
Victoria and Albert enjoyed a spot of postprandial concupiscence culminating in a night of gymnosophy and coffee and crumpets at dawn.
The Silent Top Five: Bacon-Flavored Desserts
1) Bacon cheesecake.
2) Bacon gumballs.
3) Bacon ice cream.
4) Bacon-orange bars.
5) Bacon apple pie.
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