Andy suggested that we begin annotating our grocery lists to make them more amusing. Next time we go shopping, we are to acquire:
- Bisquick, the gift of the gods of Pancake and Biscuit
- Erdnussbutter, the spread of life
- COFFEE, upon which caffeinated river all commerce in the universe must depend
- Grape Jelly, the preserves of happiness
- Cold Cereal, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM OF A THOUSAND WORLDS
- Parmesan Cheese (
w/cellulose), the once and future condiment.
I know Scott Adams does, anyhow. He probably cries himself to sleep at night in envy of our disgusting geek love.
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